How did a segment as potentially light and fun as this turn into something antagonistic? Here’s wavy Gravy exuding contempt for the talking heads who supposedly can’t grasp his kindergarten-level metaphors while talking head David Shuster, sitting in for Tucker Carlson, struggles mightily to grasp his kindergarten-level metaphors. Thanks to John from Wuzzadem for giving us the heads up.

It’s really high time that America’s Foremost Patriot got in this game too, isn’t it? If you think his libertarian/Truther fanboys are hysterical now, wait until he ups the “enlightenment” quotient by rolling out a few avant garde campaign spots. His rallies will start sounding like early Beatles concerts. Minus the women, of course.