2286 Diggs and counting. The list gets lamer as it goes, although the Bin Laden one does have a certain visceral appeal. Most heart-ache inducing:

Tattoo an American flag with the words, “In God we trust,” on the forehead of every atheist.

I’ll wear it as a badge of pride. Exit question: Will Chuck do any fundraisers or campaign events for his candidate of choice, Newt “Graingrich”?