I don’t know what I was thinking when I said the ferret thing was going to backfire if the left continued trying to use it against Giuliani. Now that I’ve gotten the scoop straight from the Ferret King and his companions, “Master Linus Van Pelt” and “Princess Katie Minimitts,” I finally appreciate just how wildly off base Rudy was. Exit question: At whose insistence were the ferrets introduced here, Guthartz’s or Tucker Carlson’s?