And you’ll simply never guess which candidate they’re supporting for president. How do these cultish, bottom-feeding, sub-moronic degenerate bastards keep finding their way to an honest patriot like Ron Paul? Oh, that’s right — because he actively seeks them out by patronizing Alex Jones’s radio show.

Exit question: Might there, could there, possibly be some overlap between a group with a monomania for “Truth” and a group with a monomania for the Only Man Who Can Save America?

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