There’s no question this is going to be made into a movie. The only question is whether it’ll be a Hollywood movie or … the other kind.

Both, probably.

Kano State government has ordered police to arrest five women, Aunty Maiduguri and her four women spouses whom she married with full celebration over the weekend, contrary to the Shari’a legal system being operated in the state…

The marriage according to a witness, took place with fanfare and concerts which lasts for two days. Her ‘spouses’ include Aisha Yola, Maryam Soba, Hadiza Single Baby and Hadiza Maiduguri who are now in hiding, as police, Hisbah and community leaders ordered that they be arrested…

“As defenders of the Sharia laws, we shall not allow this unhealthy development to take root in the state. We are investigating the matter with a view to find the culprits and punish them,” he said…

Angry residents attempted to disrupt the ceremony, but were overwhelmed by thugs.

The Islamist fascists have already bulldozed the theater where the wedding took place, just to make double sure the lesbian cooties on the premises don’t infect anyone else. Might be too late to stop the pandemic, though — there were 2,000 people at the ceremony. The reception lasted two whole days.

Exit question: Who’s going to play Aunty?