Because you’ve been patient, I’m going to give you the freaky-deakiest robot of them all. How freaky?

The close similarity between Dr Ishiguro and his robotic replica has caused some curious psychological effects, he said. “When the body of Geminoid is touched by somebody, I get very similar feelings of being touched,” he said.

The good news: Pretty obviously, we are going to make it to Westworld in our lifetimes. The bad news: In all likelihood, it’s going to be located somewhere outside Osaka. The ambivalent news: Haven’t I seen this thing before, biting into a pepper at the beginning of “Iron Chef”?

Update: The commenters insisted. Back by popular demand, the stupidest thing I’ve ever posted on this site.