They claim not to have produced this but merely stumbled upon it during their travels on the Internet. Either way, it’s theirs now and they’re looking to get paid. Upshot: If only we allowed prayer in public schools and had impeached Clinton, God would have smote Cho or cured him of his insanity or at least made that imaginary supermodel girlfriend of his real or whatever.

As an atheist, I blame myself. My dearest apologies to the victims and their families.

If this “argument” sounds familiar, it should.