Not the most important story I’ve ever posted. Just the best, my friends.

Just the best.

The woman became trapped in the Tunnel of Love obstacle in the Cango Caves in Western Cape on New Year’s Day…

Mr Gerstner said the woman was “told at the ticket office that she was too big to take part in the specific section”.

He said she was again warned by the guide but that it was “very difficult to discriminate”.

Mr Gerstner said: “The obstacle has a narrow base. She lost her footing and went down in a splits position. There was no way she could get her body weight up.”

They freed her by yanking her out with a pulley — after they’d greased her up with liquid paraffin. Ten hours later.

Picture it.