That’s the word on the street in Bel Air. My sources tell me he’s hoping to land at MSNBC since it’s the only institution in New York more desperately in need of reform than the UN.

No, I kid. We all know where he’s going to end up; they’ve probably already set up a desk for him. Being a novice, he’s bound to be stiff in front of the camera at first, so they may have to give him a co-host to keep things flowing. It’d have to be someone with guts. With grit.

With balls.

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