To jam the Islamofascist hate signal? To rain love vibes down on Darfur? To melt the icy heart of Kim Jong-Il with pure, concentrated bliss?

Nah. To stop Bush from attacking Iran:

WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!

So. Who’s in?