For the proposition that Palestinians are entitled to defend themselves from the occupation … which, um, ended in Gaza ten months ago.

The Geneva Conventions: is there anything they can’t do?

Awesome propaganda awesomely deconstructed by Captain Ed. Haniyeh wants an end to the current operation in Gaza, the evacuation of Israeli troops and settlers from the West Bank, statehood, a capital in East Jerusalem, the right of return, a pony, two copies of “Caddyshack,” an airplane fueled and ready to fly to the destination of his choice, and that file on everyone who’s seen the Sound of Music more than four times that Shatner wanted in Airplane II.

As always with Islamist parasites, every list of demands ends in a threat:

We present this clear message: If Israel will not allow Palestinians to live in peace, dignity and national integrity, Israelis themselves will not be able to enjoy those same rights.

Here’s some stuff that didn’t make it into the final draft.

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