They appear to be serious. How serious? They polled 4,000 church leaders to find out.

The real question is, which blogs would he read? This one, naturally, because he’d be into the vlogging. Instapundit, because Jesus needs to know what’s going on in the world. And probably Sullivan, lest Jesus stray from the moral path.

If Jesus is reading right now, he needs to beam some post ideas into my head pronto because we’re looking at a slow news day here, people.

Go take the BBC poll.

Update: Wouldn’t he just fly?

Update: Pablo notes in the comments that this question has already been answered.