Ain’t no money as easy as Resistance money. Even Jon Stewart’s old stomping ground agrees.

Looks like the Strzok-a-thon is going to fall short of its final goal of half a million dollars, but not very far short. As I write this at a little after 5 p.m. ET he’s a hair shy of $432,000. The poor guy might have to settle for a new three-bedroom house now instead of four. There’s a lesson for that in law enforcement, I guess: If you want to earn the really big ResistanceBucks you need to actually sabotage the president, not just hint about doing so in texts to your mistress.

The “Comedy Central” broadcast of this show is bleeped but the YouTube version isn’t. There’s profanity ahead, in case the little ones are within earshot.