To cleanse the palate after a very long week, nothing better encapsulates the past seven days of news than a giant nob hovering over the country. I had to laugh at the idea of local parents complaining to the Navy that their children might look up and be traumatized by something obscene in the sky. The sky? Between Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, Louis CK, Roy Moore, and Al Franken, they’re more likely to be traumatized by CNN. American media is an accused-pervert sausage party 24/7 now.
Obviously this was a prank but I like to imagine it as creative marketing for that “Top Gun” sequel Hollywood is working on. Might as well stop being coy about the subtext. Maverick and Iceman can get hitched now.