A late-night palate cleanser from Campus Reform that raises the eternal question: Do these men-on-the-street really not see where their logic is leading? Or do they see it and feel obliged to stick with it, no matter how absurd it gets, simply to avoid having to admit error?

Third option: They really do believe campus should be its own little people’s republic, insulated from the rules of an oppressive world. Decent odds, really.