Not the national credit card, silly. That one should be valid for a few more years before investors finally cut it up. He’s talking about his personal card. Bad enough that Democrats don’t want to be seen on the trail with him; now even restaurants won’t take his money. That’s what a bad second term looks like.

You know whose credit will always, always be good, no matter how many years he spends as president? This guy right here.

The next time you hear someone grumble that bloggers are talentless hacks, remember: You once saw a guy work a “Romney 2016?” angle into a post about Obama having his plastic declined during a night on the town. That’s not skill, my friends. That’s art.