It’s a Saturday, which means we need a couple of palate cleansers, especially this close to the election.  First up is Reason TV’s Nick Gillespie, who jumps into the Wayback Machine and recalls a particularly creepy 2009 video in which a number of entertainment-industry celebrities pledged to “serve Barack Obama.”  How did that work out for what Nick calls “America’s best and brightest celebrities”?  In some cases, we probably don’t want to know:

Next, Steven Crowder has decided to make his own celebrity appeal on behalf of Barack Obama.  Donning a wig and a fake tattoo, Steven explains that every young person should make their “first time” special by trading it for, er, “more free crap”:

Frankly, I’m not sure which of these is more disturbing.