I’m not even going to call this a palate cleanser. This is so insane, it actually qualifies as news, if only because it’s further proof of American decline. First India goes and makes the greatest action sequence ever, and now they’re churning out robo-crap that puts “The Terminator” to shame. The One says we need to “win the future,” but guess what? It’s too late. India already won.
Memo to Michael Bay: This is our Sputnik moment.