Via Ace, this is not to be confused with “The Star Wars Holiday Special.” For starters, this one features a rapping C-3PO, not Bea Arthur singing torch songs, so it’s actually slightly less campy than its predecessor. Also, in this one, Harrison Ford is spared any lines about young Wookiees going through puberty. And no, I’m not kidding about that.

Two clips for you here, actually, both of them inspired by the seasonal trainwreck to end all trainwrecks. Imagine how good the original “Holiday Special” would have been with a Gabe Kaplan cameo.