Why he’d have to nationalize the entire industry to deal with the BP leak is unclear to me, but all men have their fantasies, my friends. Doubtless most of our male readers were thinking about Miss USA for much of the afternoon; Tingles, bless his heart, was thinking about this. We should get him and Woody Allen together, see where the discussion leads. That’d be a “Hardball” for the ages, wouldn’t it?
I think The One’s more of a commission kind of guy than an “emergency seizure” kind of guy. Which is fortunate, because from what I can tell, Matthews’s idea just might be constitutional. Click the image to watch.