A three-hour lecture on war and imperialism can be safely skipped, but a three-hour lecture on war, imperialism, and green awareness? Punch my ticket.

I’m almost inclined to go at this point just to see what other fun little messages are in there. Smurf heroine selflessly aborts her baby so that she can return to battle against the evil Marines? Elderly Smurfs gloriously volunteer to forgo medical treatment to conserve precious social resources? This trainwreck will run me 15 bucks at a theater in Manhattan; if I’m going in for that much, I want that train totaled. Click the image to watch.