No no, I’m kidding. It’s every bit the pattycake session you’d expect, talkin’ sex and fun and jewelry and licking faces and how she’s “a lot more religious than I let on” despite her, er, anti-abstinence, pro-gay marriage attitudes. Oddly enough, Colby didn’t think to explore the fact that’s she’s pro-gun or pro-life or pro-anything else that kids who watch his show simply aren’t supposed to be.
Credit where it’s due, though: He did have the stones to ask her why she refuses to talk publicly about Sarah Palin. I’ll leave it at that to let the suspense mount.
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