I wanted to love it, but absent any “Alaska, motherf***er?” witticisms, all we’re left with is a demonstration of the power of bad acting to warp the fabric of time. Click and endure three minutes that feel like 20. This halfwit can’t afford to pay some broke comic $500 to write material for him?

Giving him free publicity makes me feel dirty so here’s a cleansing link to Ann Althouse ripping Joe Biden and Katie Couric to shreds for the inanity of their non-conversation yesterday about Roe v. Wade. Exit quotation: “She gave him a free pass. The viewer is invited to sit back and admire Joe Biden as an impressive authority on constitutional law… not like that ignoramus Sarah Palin. Very few viewers will perceive what has been done here.”