How could she resist the lure of Truthers, anarchists, Hillary nuts, and assorted victimized progressives from every planet in the left-wing galaxy turning Denver into the Mos Eisley cantina for a week? The Mint levitation alone is worth the cost of transportation.

Prediction: The protests will be an enormous fizzle, but the harrowing stories of young liberals having to survive on juice and graham crackers for a few hours inside “Gitmo on the Platte” will haunt America forever. Exit quotation: “There’ll be a lot of estrogen and a lot of aggrieved people here for sure.”