Indiana Jones, wearing an earring.

Isn’t the point of getting an earring to add some (exceedingly marginal) element of hipness to your image? Does the guy who played Han Solo really need to do that? “Tell me the truth, Chewie: Does this stud make me look cool?” Memo to Ford: We’ll donate if you take it off.

Exit question: This has been online for almost two weeks but it’s suddenly hot news today. What gives? Just Indy residue?

Update: Gutfeld and me: simpatico.

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