For breakfast, a smorgasbord of day-after excuses and consolations. Take your pick: The south hates Mormons; the blue states hate conservatives; or the media hates Mitt Romney because they think there’s not much point in a guy pressing on who’s won exactly one big primary among something like 27 races so far despite a furious groundswell of support from right-wing media over the past few weeks.

When you’re done, enjoy a slow scroll through the California district-by-district returns. I count 2 out of 52. Total estimated cost per delegate thus far: $1.16 million. Which can’t possibly be right. Can it? Click the image to watch.

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