A little dollop o’ crap in your morning coffee to get you going this Friday, courtesy of the big A. It comes from Australia’s — or, as Phelps would have it, Sodom’s — “A Current Affair.” You may recognize the host as the same stone-faced idiot who tried and failed to affect convincing outrage during the now-famous Spicoli interview. She does no better here.

As always with Phelps, some of it goes so far over the top that it almost plays as black comedy. “Australia, land of the sodomite damned”? C’mon. Click the image to watch.