Or, if you prefer, a puke “lightsaber.” Dial in the right wavelength and your enemy’s got only two choices: close his eyes and leave himself vulnerable or advance while ralphing all over himself.

They’re developing it specifically with illegal aliens in mind, as an alternative to Ramos-and-Compean-brand “justice.”

They’re also working on a larger model for use against crowds. Er, isn’t there already a superior alternative?