It’s the most pork you’ll see this side of Capitol Hill. I can’t believe it’s real, but supposedly they’ve sent it to the taxidermist and…
The hog’s head is now being mounted on an extra-large foam form by Jerry Cunningham of Jerry’s Taxidermy in Oxford. Cunningham said the animal measured 54 inches around the head, 74 inches around the shoulders and 11 inches from the eyes to the end of its snout.
“It’s huge,” he said. “It’s just the biggest thing I’ve ever seen.”
The boy’s father says they’re turning the rest of it into sausage. Yeah — they’re actually going to eat it. Southerners.
Exit question: Didn’t I last see this thing chasing Westley and Buttercup around the Fire Swamp?