Memo

From: VRWC HQ
To: Our Minions
Re: John Edwards’ Nickname

Thank you for your cooperation with our new protocols–announced in our last memo–renaming “Silky Pony” as “Pink Sapphire”.

In light of recent developments, that name will be retired, effective immediately, in favor of “Sweaty Pretzel“. Please make a note of it.

(signed)
Zombie Reagan
VRWC Conspirator in Chief