From: VRWC HQ
To: Our Minions
Re: John Edwards’ Nickname
Thank you for your cooperation with our new protocols–announced in our last memo–renaming “Silky Pony” as “Pink Sapphire”.
In light of recent developments, that name will be retired, effective immediately, in favor of “Sweaty Pretzel“. Please make a note of it.
VRWC Conspirator in Chief