We posted the first one in December but that was shorter and didn’t have the fighter-jet-firing-at-an-overpass money shot you get here. It also didn’t have the catchphrase. And when I say “the catchphrase,” everyone who’s ever seen “Die Hard” knows instantly which one I mean.

In this one, Bruce goes toe to toe with the greatest threat facing America today: a team of dorkwad Internet hackers. Exit question: What are the odds they’ll be known as the “New Crusaders” or the “Wingnut Brigades” or something like that? We know you’re one of us, Bruce. Don’t let us down.