Slim pickings today. Holiday weekend, not much going on. Never before, I believe, have we had to raid YouTube’s fridge this early in the afternoon.

This one’s worth it, though. I saw it live on Saturday and almost cut it myself; as it is, there are about 20 different versions of it on YT. Simply one of the best hits you’ll ever see, guaranteed to quicken the pulse of every beta male who’s ever dreamed of being able to bring the pain this ferociously.

Miraculously, Bush wasn’t injured.