They’ve been recycling this metaphor for 40 years, why not recycle stories about it too?
Versus an hour ago:
Note that they didn’t just re-run the story, either. Someone, presumably the author, actually re-wrote each paragraph to change the phrasing slightly.
Let me whip up a side by side comparison. Back in a few.
Update: Here’s the side by side. December 4th on the left, today on the right. I left in the red underscores from Microsoft Word to show you some of the spelling mistakes.