You’ve heard of “Bush Derangement Syndrome”–the tendency of otherwise normal people to concoct crazy conspiracy theories at the mere mention of President Bush’s name. Now the disease has mutated to a virulent new form that attacks the press. It’s called LBDS, for “Laura Bush Derangement Syndrome,” and was apparently spawned when news broke that the First Lady had a small skin cancer lesion removed from her leg. Here’s Tony Snow battling against LBDS during a White House presser Tuesday. Godspeed, Tony:

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