Find yourself in a jam? Are your anti-war lies catching up with you? Then use the Absolute Moral Authority card and get right out of trouble free. Once you play the Absolute Moral Authority card, no one can ever question you again, no matter what you say or do!
Did you build your career on smearing the troops? Has that come back to haunt you in the run-up to a crucial mid-term election? Then play the Absolute Moral Authority Card!
Do you have a famous family name that can (barely) cover your otherwise useless political career? Do you have a tendency to work with your nation’s enemies, and womanize your way into problem after problem? Then play the Absolute Moral Authority card. Your career will be safe, no matter what!
Been caught stealing from the National Archives? Flash the Absolutel Moral Authority card and watch your troubles disappear!
Make your own Absolute Moral Authority cards!
Update: The Josh Lansdale edition!
Update: The Jesse Jackson card!
Update: Our first reader submission!
Update: Rosie-O gets carded!
Update (Allahpundit): I like this one. Naturally.
Update: Michael sends in The Jersey Girls…
Update: Gob. Smackingly. Vile.
Update: Slick Willie!
And the Kleagle!
Update: Ok, one more. I might be done after this one.
Update: I may have run out of ideas, but it looks like you’re just getting started.
Murtha: Blue Crab Boulevard sends…
Reader updates galore!
Update: John from Wuzzadem questions Max Cleland’s AMA—
Update: (Ian) The Political Pitbull
One last update: This one had to be done.
Update: I try to get out, but you keep pulling me back in.
Update: We’ve gotten a few along the lines of this one, sent in by Brian K.