It’s been months since the last grand opening and we wanted to give new readers an opportunity to join.

To trolls of all stripes (and that includes any “nuke Mecca” types on the right): please don’t waste our time or your own. Comments that violate our terms of use will be deleted immediately, shortly to be followed by your reg account.

To everyone else: welcome aboard! Click here to register.

Update: 9 p.m. — registration is now closed. Thanks and welcome to all our newbies.