May 2018

“The baby in the womb has the same rights as the baby in a mother’s arms.”

“…not giving them any attention will do more to stop school shootings than any gun control measure ever will.”

One down, many to go?

“They’re human beings just like us.”

“Creepy uncle.”

“Nobody should be anxious. We have to get it right.”

“None of the criminal allegations…ever took place on this video.”

The wheels have already come off

“We had received no response to our inquiries.”

“Turning his back” on the cops

“Meet us at a meeting room or encounter us at nuclear-to-nuclear showdown.”

“The NFL owners did the right thing.”

Death knell

“When I didn’t give the answer she wanted, she slapped my face, knocking off my glasses.”

NYT: Say, Iran may be building ICBMs after all

Ed Morrissey May 23, 2018 8:41 PM


“It’s very tense, it’s very awkward.”

“If I were Jared Kushner, I’d be sighing a breath of relief today.”

What? You don’t like being famous?

“He considers himself a Republican and … would prefer to be replaced by a Republican President.”

“If somebody [on the Jets] takes a knee, that fine will be borne by the organization, by me, not the players.”

“Why do you think he got elected in the first place? Because no ones believes you any more.”

If you don’t want us enforcing laws, stop passing them

“Mr Poroshenko’s team believe they have established a ‘non-aggression pact’ with Mr Trump.”

“…blocking of the individual plaintiffs as a result of the political views they have expressed is impermissible under the First Amendment.”

This is turning into a National Lampoon movie rather quickly

NFL: We’re cracking down on anthem protests

Ed Morrissey May 23, 2018 2:01 PM

NFL Players Association: The hell you are.

“I think looking back those are the people that are going to be embarrassed by their actions.”

But it’s fine for your stalker to use it

“A bad deal is not an option.”

“…recognizing her leadership in the #RESIST movement.”

Are these guys still around?

“I’m not bothering them by living here.”

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