Battle of the bands: "Don't tase me, bro," remixed

Think Progress or Media Matters or one of the left’s other pious schoolmarms gave Glenn Beck the Enlightened Finger-Wag of Shame the other day for saying he can’t get enough of the taser vids. They’ll want to skip this, then, as the ‘Tubers have already turned that corner and made the guts of the incident into noise sausage. The first clip has a jaunty, 80s-ish proto-techno feel to it; the second is more virtuosic and contempo. I lean towards number two but your dancin’ feet will lead you to the truth.

Update: Much less creative than the other two but much funnier.