Fondest dorkwad fantasies realized: Hollywood to make "Voltron" movie

While the other 12-year-olds were out “shooting hoops” or “hanging out” or “talking to girls,” the big A was home hanging on every last word of this moronic mecha anime abortion. They called me geek, they called me dork, they called me nerd. And, er, they still do. But tell me, my friends — who’s laughing now?

I expect nothing less than the full Bay treatment.