Illegal immigrant -- the video game

It drops next month. Level one: evade the jackbooted ICE pigs in New York City. (Not kidding about the jackboots — see the last screenshot here.) Level two: escape from the San Antonio-Birkenau immigration detention center. Level three: commit a felony so unspeakable that even Geraldo Rivera calls for your deportation. Rumor has it that this level is unbeatable. Level four: win the game by playing as John McCain and convincing even one conservative that you give a wet shinola about securing the border.

I’ve got a hunch that among the many Teachable Moments of which the gameplay is comprised, not one involves refusing to commit a crime by entering the U.S. illegally.

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