I feel … a strange new respect. What was it Maureen Dowd said she had again?

Ah, yes. Absolute moral authority:

The Democrats are the party of slavery and were the party that started every war in the 20th century, except the other Bush debacle. The Federal Reserve, permanent federal income taxes, not one but two World Wars, Japanese concentration camps, and not one but two atom bombs dropped on the innocent citizens of Japan — all brought to us via the Democrats.

That discordant reference to the Federal Reserve makes me wonder: assuming she doesn’t run for president herself, might St. Cindy’s endorsement next fall produce the ultimate moronic convergence?