Five different people have sent this to me but I’m not sure what you want me to do with it. They occasionally get mysterious packages, the bomb squad has to be called, and the security cordon forces nearby businesses to close. It’s a shame but it could have happened to any candidate. Especially a candidate who’s so desperately concerned about Americans’ economic hardships that he doesn’t have time to move his campaign’s mail center off site so that these scares don’t put his neighbors in the poorhouse.

How about sending out one of those fundraising e-mails he’s famous for and handing the proceeds to the businesses that had to shut down? “By donating now, you’re striking a blow against the evil conservative who threatened me with that package. Or who would have threatened me with that package had anything dangerous been found in it.” Etc.

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