From the people who brought you the most righteous anti-UN rant this side of John Bolton comes a nifty little highlight reel of the Council safeguarding human rights by turning itself into a megaphone for every bottom-feeding human-rights abuser on the planet. It was formed last March by the General Assembly as an replacement for the UN Commission on Human Rights, which had become too beholden to dictators and terrorists. Ahem.

Exit question: Dave Mustaine gets it. Why can’t we?