There are two Americas, and like most of us the Hammer can’t afford a haircut in the one John Edwards lives in. So here’s the tonsorial equivalent of window shopping, minus the obligatory fundraising ploy to pay for it. Tough break for Silky that MK doesn’t have a slightly higher profile yet as a national TV pundit; this clip could have been the next peg for his virtual collection plate.

If you’d like to help fight the rising tide of leftism and the terrible people on the left who persist in saying and doing terrible things, mail a check to HA with “AP’s iPhone fund” on the memo line. Click the image to watch.