And it ain’t really that soft, truth be told. No actual nudity here but the “performances” are at least as graphic as what you’ll find after midnight on Cinemax. In fact, it’s pretty close to the line of what I can show on this site, but hey — good enough for our enlightened European betters, good enough for me. For those less “enlightened,” please observe your official content warning.

Money quote: “I suppose this film is appropriate. The EU has been screwing Britain for the past 30 years.” Exit question: How has this garnered only 650 views in the two weeks it’s been up on YouTube?

Update: Ah, this makes a tad more sense — according to a reader, it’s actually a scene from “Amélie” that’s been expropriated for the ad. Hence the connection to European film.

Coming soon: Amnesty supporters borrow “the butter scene” from “Last Tango in Paris” to explain the merits of comprehensive immigration reform.