Handwriting expert: Paris shows "diminished capacity of comprehension"

Which is a polite way, I guess, of saying she’s retarded. Hence America’s fascination with her: she’s the vulgar stereotype of the hot, dumb blonde come magically to life.

She’s in Hawaii this week, getting a tan and wondering where the sun goes at nighttime. Long may she run and continue to inspire solid comedy bits like this.

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