And to think, I doubted the sincerity of her jailhouse conversion. Admit it, though: if she’d come back at him with the verse about the camel and the eye of the needle, you’d have loved her for it. Just for the sheer balls it would have taken.

A fine, fine lookin’ woman, though.

Might it be Paris’s deep, abiding interest in scientific pursuits that have led her to this godless end? Survey says: nope!