Starting in 20 minutes. Will the top story be the London near-bombings? Will there be an immigration segment with some open-borders shill making dark insinuations about bigotry? Will she studiously neglect to mention that the iPhone is now available for purchase and yet I, inexplicably, remain iPhone-less?

All signs point to yes, my friends. T-minus 18 minutes and counting. Comment below if you’re watching.

Update (BP): You want highlights? You got highlights.

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