Report: Inmate snapped covert Paris pics using camera hidden in her hoo-hah

She’s refusing nourishment, claims the Daily News, lest she have to use the can and the prison guards turn into paparazzi. It’s part of her master plan, I guess, to starve herself into organ failure, thereby necessitating life-saving measures that’ll provide even more sensational photos for the guards and prison staff to take and sell.


Looks like she’s got it all worked out. Except, of course, for the one thing she didn’t count on — the vag-cam.

As if Paris Hilton didn’t have enough to worry about, one of her fellow cons may have taken pictures of her at her most humiliated moment, The Post has learned.

Two inmates at the Twin Towers Correctional Facility said a woman who was brought in with Hilton on Friday night sneaked a cellphone into the jail – hidden in a very intimate place – and was able to take two shots of Hilton.

“She was bragging about it on the bus,” said the one inmate, Oren Kattan, 29. “She put a cellphone in her [privates], and she got a picture of her.”…

One shot was of the heirhead in her “prison blues,” and the other in just her underwear – which had “bitch” written across them, said Kattan.

Here’s my latest, sort of an expressionist twist on pop art. I call it, “Fallopian Judas.”


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Beege Welborn 8:41 PM on November 28, 2023