Paris "shocked" at media attention, wants focus on U.S. troops

She’s dropping her appeal so that MSNBC doesn’t have to resort to look-ins when the nation’s chief military officer is replaced. This one comes straight from the heart … of the publicist and attorneys who wrote it:

Today I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge’s decision. While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff’s concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors I intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge…

I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world.

Here’s my latest work. I call it, “God watching over Paris.” I’m going to lobby MM this afternoon to switch to an all-gossip format. Cross those fingers!